adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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