Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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