Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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