Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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