No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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