Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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