Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i'm inner monologue high
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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