So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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