how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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