My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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