There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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