Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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