Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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