I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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