): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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