Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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