I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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