i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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