kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I need a burrito and a hug.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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