I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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