I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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