summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
