No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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