i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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