I don't think brook has ever known best
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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