Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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