weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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