I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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