Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
