Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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