So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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