so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Someone came in the potted fern
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
