We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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