hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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