i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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