2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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