so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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