What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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