Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
