why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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