Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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