You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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