stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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