just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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