I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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