Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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