It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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