Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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