Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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