The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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