Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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