you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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